SMS Joke 3

21. POLICE-AADMI

Police- Park me Romance karte ho,

Bacho par kya asar padega?

Aadmi- Sir, Hum dono 

Shadi-Shuda hai.

Police- To ghar me karo.

Aadmi- Tab sir iske pati par kya asar padega?

22. AADMI-PATHAN

Aadmi- Tum Bahaduri Wala 

Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan- Main Saanp k 

saath khel sakta hu.

Aadmi- kaise....?

Pathan- Mere mobile 

me Saanp wala game hai.

23. IN 2025

Bhikhari- Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.

Boy- Ye le meri MBA ki degree le le.

Bhikhari- Chal Hat, Tu Meri CA ki le le.

24. FAQEER-BAJI

Faqeer- Baji ALLAH k naam

par 1 rupiya de do.

Baji- Haramkhor, sharam nhi aati,

road par bheekh mangta hai.

Faqeer- To kya, tere 1 rupey k liye,

Office kholu.

25. STUDENT-TEACHER

Studnt- Sir, Sab log Hindi-English

me hi kyu bolte hai, Maths me kyu nhi 

bolte.  Why?

Techr- Jyada 3 5 mat kar aur

yaha se 9 2 11 ho le, warna 

4 5 dhar dunga to 6 k 36 

dikhme lagenge.

26. BETA-PAPA

Beta- Yeh Hatiyaar kya Hota hai?

Papa- Jisse Hum Ladte hai.

Beta- Matlab, Mummy Hatiyar hai.

27. PARROT-DOCTOR

Parrot took his pregnant wife to hospital 4 delivery.

After 1 Hour Doctor comes out.

Parrrot- Kya huwa....?

Doctr- Hoga Kya,,, Popat Hoga.

28. MOLVI-ZARDARI

A Molvi went to zardari's home

and said- Quam ko tang mat karo

warna Allah ka azaab aayega.

zaradi- tang to musharraf kar raha tha, 

main to azaab hu.

 29. PUNJABI-PATHAN

1 Punjabi Bujji huyi Cigerrete pi raha tha.

Pathan ne pucha ye kaise pi rahe ho.

Dhuwa to nikal nhi raha.

Punjabi- Pagal Cigerrete CNG pe hai.

30. MAA-BETA

Maa- Aaj School se itni jaldi

kyu aagaye?

Beta- Maine... Machar mara to 

teachr ne chutti de di.

Maa- Aisa kyu?

Beta- Machar teachr k gaal par betha tha.

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