1. SOCIAL SANTA BANTA
Santa- Yar MBA ki full form kya hai?
Banta- Master in Business Administration
Santa- Nhi yar, dusri wali.
Banta- Nhi pata tu bta.
Santa- 'Main Bhi Anna'
2. SANTA WITH MOM
Santa ne ek baar ek couple ko kiss
karte huye dekh liye.
Wo apni mummy se bola
"Mummy Dekho wo dono ladka
aur ladki Chewing Gum
k liye lad rahe hai"
3. SANTA & DOCTOR
Doctor- Ab Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa- Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor- Dawai kha li thi?
Santa- Nhi, Dawai ki shishi to bhari huyi thi.
Doctor- I mean Dawai le li thi?
Santa- Ji ha, aapne di to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewakuf, Dawai pee li thi?
Santa- Nhi, Dawai to laal thi.
Doctor- Abe Gadhe Dawai ko Pee liya tha?
Santa- Ji, Piliya to muje tha.
!....................Doctor Behosh...................!
4. SANTA WITH DOG
Ek kutta Santa ki car
k nichhe baitha tha.
Santa Gusse me- Tu meri car k
niche kya kar raha hai?
Bada Aaya Engineer Banane.
5. SANTA & PROFESSOR
Professr- Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Santa- BA
Professr- For Sodium?
Santa- NA
Professr- What will we get if
1 atom of BA and 2 atoms
of NA combined?
Santa- BANANA
6. SANTA & BOSS
Santa Send SMS to his Boss-
Me Sick, No Work.
Boss's Reply- When I'm sick
I kiss my wife try it.
2 hours later Santa SMS
back to his Boss- Me OK, Now
your Wife is Very Sweet.
7. SANTA-BANTA
Santa to Banta- Tu apni wife ko
Pregnency me Comedy Movies
kyu dikhata hai?
Banta- Main chahta hu ki
mera bachha hasta huwa aaye,
kyuki baaki sab rote huye aate hai.
8. SANTA MSG ASKING
Santa- Main tere mobile se apni
GF ko SMS bhej du?
Banta- Kyu....? Tere mobile me
kya huwa?
Santa- Yar Handwriting Pehchan
legi, badi chalak hai.
9. SANTA KISSING BLANK PAPER
Santa Blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta- bhai....tu ye blank paper ko
kiss kyu kar raha hai....?
Santa- Yar Aaj kal hum log baat nhi karte.
10. SANTA IN A DEBATE
American- Mobile Humari Khoj hai.
China- SIM humari Discovery hai.
Japan- SMS is our.
Santa from India (Proudly)- Miss call is
our Discovery.
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