SMS Joke 1

Collection of Funny SMS Jokes

1. LADY ON PHONE

Lady:  Hello Sir, I Want to Talk & Meet to You be'coz

You are Father of 1 of my Kid.

Man: Nooo.....

Are you Rima?

Lady: No..........!!!!

Man: Kavita?

Lady: No...

Man: Seema......?????

Lady: NoOOO..

MAn: Who are You?

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Lady: I'm Teacher of Your Son.

2. DOCTOR JOKE

Doctor: Sorry, ur reports got mixed up.

We don't knw ur wife has AIDS or Asthma?

Husband: What should I do?

Doctor: Send her 4 Jogging, if she return back,

don't sleep with her....!!!!

3. 1RB

Boy: Next Monday, I will hv a

memory card of 1 RB

Girl: What...??

Boy: didn't get?

1 RB means 1 Rajni Byte

Unlimited Storage :-)

4. BODYGUARD MOVIE

Jab tum pe koi musubat aaye to 

kisi ka ahesaan mat lena qki 

musibat 4 din ki hoti hai

aur ahesaan puri zindagi ka 

isiliye 

 "Mujh Par ek Ahesaan karna ki 

Mujh par koi ahesaan mat karna"

5. MOBILES FOR GoOSIPs

Mobiles Phones are the IInd

best thing used for GoOSips

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Women are Ist in Rank till yet.

6. AUDI Q7

A girl fell in Love with a boy at 

2nd sight, be'coz at 

1st sight, she don't knw that

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Boy has a Audi Q7

7. NEW DISCOVERY

New Medical Discovery:Vodka

& Ice-Cream ruin ur kidneys.

Rum & Ice will ruin ur liver.

Whiskey & Ice Will ruin ur heart.

Gin & Ice will ruin ur teeth...

Apparently Ice is lethal.....!

Warn all ur frndss: LAY OFF ICE - Just drink it straight.

8. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife: To God, "Agar Ye

galat ho to Bhagwaan 

Inhe utha lo aur agar 

main galat 

hu to main vidhwa ho jau.

9. SANTA-MUMMY

Santa purani album dekhte

huwa bola: Mummy Yeh photo me 

Kaun hai?

Mummy: Ye, tere papa hai.

Santa: acha, to fir hum, 

us ganje k sath kyu rahte hai.

 10. SANTA-BANTA

Santa- Muje Us Ladki se Bachaoo

Banta- Kya huwa?

Santa- Jab se maine bola

"Dil Cheer k Dekh Tera hi Naam Hoga"

Tab se Saali Chaku lekar Peeche hi pad gayi.

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