SMS Joke 2

11. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife- Puri Duniya me agar

chirag lekar bhi dhundo 

ge to mere jaisi biwi nhi milegi.

Husband- Tumhe kisi ne bola

ki dusari baar bhi 

tumhare jesi hi dhundunga.

12. INTERVIWER-SANTA

Intrvwr- Tumhari sabse 

badi shakti kya hai?

Santa- My Wife.

Intrvwr- aur kamjori?

Santa- Dusro ki biwi

13. SANTA-LADKI

Santa Bike ladki ko dekh

kar bike se gir gaya.

Ladki- Ohhh... my God! Lagi to nahi

Santa- Na... Na... yeh to 

yaaara da utran da style hai.

14. HOW R U RICH?

Boy- Mere PAPA k aage amir se 

amir log katori le ke khade rehte hai.

Girl- Acha....aise kitne amir ho tum?

Boy- Actually, PAPA Gol-Gappe ki Redi Lagate hai.

15. BOY-GIRL

Boy- Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi,

Tuje Teri Khushbu se pehchan Lunga......

Girl- Muje pehle hi pta tha, tum kuttaye ho.

16. Lalu-Obama

Lalu 1 month tak Obama 

k pass english ki traning 

lekar wapas aaye.

Ek din unhe ek call aaya.

Lalu- Who is speaking?

Reply- Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha hu.

17. SANTA-KADI CHAWAL

Santa Kadi Chawal Kha 

Raha tha, ek Makhi us par

baithne ki koshish karne lagi,

Ye dekh kar santa bola- hat.... hat

ye woh nahi hai jo tu samaj rahi hai.

18. SON-DAD

Dad- Result ka kya huwa.

Son- ek Good news aur ek Bad News.

Dad- Good News kya hai?

Son- Main Pass ho gaya.

Dad- Great..... aur bad news?

Son- Good News galat hai.

19. GIRLFRND- BOYFRND

GF to BF: Ab hume Shadi kar leni chahiye

BF- Great...... but humse shaadi karega kaun?

20. Banta Diary likhne laga

Banta Diary likh raha tha

"Aaj God meri sister ko ek 

baby dega, but ye nhi pata

ki ladki dega ya ladka.

isiliye muje ye nhi pta ki main

MAMA banunga ya MAMI.

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