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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Meaning of Hindu Name "Riya"



Riya is a Hindu name which is a name of female baby and in Hindu origin Commonly and frequently use this name.


RIYA Hindu Name's Meaning in Hindi is BANDARIYA

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Santa Banta Jokes 1



1. SOCIAL SANTA BANTA

Santa- Yar MBA ki full form kya hai?

Banta- Master in Business Administration

Santa- Nhi yar, dusri wali.

Banta- Nhi pata tu bta.

Santa- 'Main Bhi Anna'



2. SANTA WITH MOM

Santa ne ek baar ek couple ko kiss
karte huye dekh liye.
Wo apni mummy se bola

"Mummy Dekho wo dono ladka 
aur ladki Chewing Gum
k liye lad rahe hai"



3. SANTA & DOCTOR

Doctor- Ab Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa- Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor- Dawai kha li thi?
Santa- Nhi, Dawai ki shishi to bhari huyi thi.

Doctor- I mean Dawai le li thi?
Santa- Ji ha, aapne di to maine le li thi.

Doctor- Bewakuf, Dawai pee li thi?
Santa- Nhi, Dawai to laal thi.

Doctor- Abe Gadhe Dawai ko Pee liya tha?
Santa- Ji, Piliya to muje tha.

!....................Doctor Behosh...................!



4. SANTA WITH DOG

Ek kutta Santa ki car 
k nichhe baitha tha.

Santa Gusse me- Tu meri car k 
niche kya kar raha hai?
Bada Aaya Engineer Banane.



5. SANTA & PROFESSOR

Professr- Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Santa- BA

Professr- For Sodium?

Santa- NA

Professr- What will we get if 
1 atom of BA and 2 atoms
of NA combined?

Santa- BANANA




 6. SANTA & BOSS

Santa Send SMS to his Boss- 
Me Sick, No Work.

Boss's Reply- When I'm sick 
I kiss my wife try it.

2 hours later Santa SMS
back to his Boss- Me OK, Now
your Wife is Very Sweet.




 7. SANTA-BANTA

Santa to Banta- Tu apni wife ko
Pregnency me Comedy Movies
kyu dikhata hai?

Banta- Main chahta hu ki
mera bachha hasta huwa aaye,
kyuki baaki sab rote huye aate hai.



8. SANTA MSG ASKING

Santa- Main tere mobile se apni
GF ko SMS bhej du?

Banta- Kyu....? Tere mobile me
kya huwa?

Santa- Yar Handwriting Pehchan
legi, badi chalak hai.



9. SANTA KISSING BLANK PAPER

Santa Blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.

Banta- bhai....tu ye blank paper ko
kiss kyu kar raha hai....?

Santa- Yar Aaj kal hum log baat nhi karte.



10. SANTA IN A DEBATE 

American- Mobile Humari Khoj hai.

China- SIM humari Discovery hai.

Japan- SMS is our.

Santa from India (Proudly)- Miss call is
our Discovery.







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21. POLICE-AADMI

Police- Park me Romance karte ho,
Bacho par kya asar padega?

Aadmi- Sir, Hum dono 
Shadi-Shuda hai.

Police- To ghar me karo.

Aadmi- Tab sir iske pati par kya asar padega?




22. AADMI-PATHAN

Aadmi- Tum Bahaduri Wala 
Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan- Main Saanp k 
saath khel sakta hu.

Aadmi- kaise....?

Pathan- Mere mobile 
me Saanp wala game hai.




23. IN 2025

Bhikhari- Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.

Boy- Ye le meri MBA ki degree le le.

Bhikhari- Chal Hat, Tu Meri CA ki le le.



24. FAQEER-BAJI

Faqeer- Baji ALLAH k naam
par 1 rupiya de do.

Baji- Haramkhor, sharam nhi aati,
road par bheekh mangta hai.

Faqeer- To kya, tere 1 rupey k liye,
Office kholu.




25. STUDENT-TEACHER

Studnt- Sir, Sab log Hindi-English
me hi kyu bolte hai, Maths me kyu nhi 
bolte.  Why?

Techr- Jyada 3 5 mat kar aur
yaha se 9 2 11 ho le, warna 
4 5 dhar dunga to 6 k 36 
dikhme lagenge.




26. BETA-PAPA

Beta- Yeh Hatiyaar kya Hota hai?

Papa- Jisse Hum Ladte hai.

Beta- Matlab, Mummy Hatiyar hai.




27. PARROT-DOCTOR

Parrot took his pregnant wife to hospital 4 delivery.
After 1 Hour Doctor comes out.

Parrrot- Kya huwa....?

Doctr- Hoga Kya,,, Popat Hoga.




28. MOLVI-ZARDARI

A Molvi went to zardari's home
and said- Quam ko tang mat karo
warna Allah ka azaab aayega.

zaradi- tang to musharraf kar raha tha, 
main to azaab hu.




 29. PUNJABI-PATHAN

1 Punjabi Bujji huyi Cigerrete pi raha tha.
Pathan ne pucha ye kaise pi rahe ho.
Dhuwa to nikal nhi raha.

Punjabi- Pagal Cigerrete CNG pe hai.




30. MAA-BETA

Maa- Aaj School se itni jaldi
kyu aagaye?

Beta- Maine... Machar mara to 
teachr ne chutti de di.

Maa- Aisa kyu?

Beta- Machar teachr k gaal par betha tha.








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Monday, October 24, 2011

SMS Joke 2



11. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife- Puri Duniya me agar
chirag lekar bhi dhundo 
ge to mere jaisi biwi nhi milegi.

Husband- Tumhe kisi ne bola
ki dusari baar bhi 
tumhare jesi hi dhundunga.



12. INTERVIWER-SANTA

Intrvwr- Tumhari sabse 
badi shakti kya hai?

Santa- My Wife.

Intrvwr- aur kamjori?

Santa- Dusro ki biwi



13. SANTA-LADKI

Santa Bike ladki ko dekh
kar bike se gir gaya.

Ladki- Ohhh... my God! Lagi to nahi

Santa- Na... Na... yeh to 
yaaara da utran da style hai.



14. HOW R U RICH?

Boy- Mere PAPA k aage amir se 
amir log katori le ke khade rehte hai.

Girl- Acha....aise kitne amir ho tum?

Boy- Actually, PAPA Gol-Gappe ki Redi Lagate hai.



15. BOY-GIRL

Boy- Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi,
Tuje Teri Khushbu se pehchan Lunga......

Girl- Muje pehle hi pta tha, tum kuttaye ho.



16. Lalu-Obama

Lalu 1 month tak Obama 
k pass english ki traning 
lekar wapas aaye.

Ek din unhe ek call aaya.
Lalu- Who is speaking?

Reply- Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha hu.



17. SANTA-KADI CHAWAL

Santa Kadi Chawal Kha 
Raha tha, ek Makhi us par
baithne ki koshish karne lagi,

Ye dekh kar santa bola- hat.... hat
ye woh nahi hai jo tu samaj rahi hai.



18. SON-DAD

Dad- Result ka kya huwa.

Son- ek Good news aur ek Bad News.

Dad- Good News kya hai?

Son- Main Pass ho gaya.

Dad- Great..... aur bad news?

Son- Good News galat hai.



19. GIRLFRND- BOYFRND

GF to BF: Ab hume Shadi kar leni chahiye

BF- Great...... but humse shaadi karega kaun?



20. Banta Diary likhne laga

Banta Diary likh raha tha
"Aaj God meri sister ko ek 
baby dega, but ye nhi pata
ki ladki dega ya ladka.

isiliye muje ye nhi pta ki main
MAMA banunga ya MAMI.








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SMS Joke 1


Collection of Funny SMS Jokes



1. LADY ON PHONE

Lady:  Hello Sir, I Want to Talk & Meet to You be'coz
You are Father of 1 of my Kid.

Man: Nooo.....

Are you Rima?

Lady: No..........!!!!

Man: Kavita?

Lady: No...

Man: Seema......?????

Lady: NoOOO..

MAn: Who are You?
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Lady: I'm Teacher of Your Son.


2. DOCTOR JOKE

Doctor: Sorry, ur reports got mixed up.
We don't knw ur wife has AIDS or Asthma?

Husband: What should I do?

Doctor: Send her 4 Jogging, if she return back,
don't sleep with her....!!!!


3. 1RB

Boy: Next Monday, I will hv a
memory card of 1 RB

Girl: What...??

Boy: didn't get?
1 RB means 1 Rajni Byte
Unlimited Storage :-)


4. BODYGUARD MOVIE

Jab tum pe koi musubat aaye to 
kisi ka ahesaan mat lena qki 
musibat 4 din ki hoti hai
aur ahesaan puri zindagi ka 
isiliye 
 "Mujh Par ek Ahesaan karna ki 
Mujh par koi ahesaan mat karna"


5. MOBILES FOR GoOSIPs

Mobiles Phones are the IInd
best thing used for GoOSips
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Women are Ist in Rank till yet.


6. AUDI Q7

A girl fell in Love with a boy at 
2nd sight, be'coz at 
1st sight, she don't knw that
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Boy has a Audi Q7


7. NEW DISCOVERY

New Medical Discovery:Vodka
& Ice-Cream ruin ur kidneys.

Rum & Ice will ruin ur liver.

Whiskey & Ice Will ruin ur heart.

Gin & Ice will ruin ur teeth...

Apparently Ice is lethal.....!
Warn all ur frndss: LAY OFF ICE - Just drink it straight.


8. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife: To God, "Agar Ye
galat ho to Bhagwaan 
Inhe utha lo aur agar 
main galat 
hu to main vidhwa ho jau.


9. SANTA-MUMMY

Santa purani album dekhte
huwa bola: Mummy Yeh photo me 
Kaun hai?

Mummy: Ye, tere papa hai.
Santa: acha, to fir hum, 
us ganje k sath kyu rahte hai.


 10. SANTA-BANTA

Santa- Muje Us Ladki se Bachaoo
Banta- Kya huwa?
Santa- Jab se maine bola
"Dil Cheer k Dekh Tera hi Naam Hoga"
Tab se Saali Chaku lekar Peeche hi pad gayi.





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