Santa Banta Jokes 1

1. SOCIAL SANTA BANTA

Santa- Yar MBA ki full form kya hai?

Banta- Master in Business Administration

Santa- Nhi yar, dusri wali.

Banta- Nhi pata tu bta.

Santa- 'Main Bhi Anna'

2. SANTA WITH MOM

Santa ne ek baar ek couple ko kiss

karte huye dekh liye.

Wo apni mummy se bola

"Mummy Dekho wo dono ladka 

aur ladki Chewing Gum

k liye lad rahe hai"

3. SANTA & DOCTOR

Doctor- Ab Tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa- Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor- Dawai kha li thi?

Santa- Nhi, Dawai ki shishi to bhari huyi thi.

Doctor- I mean Dawai le li thi?

Santa- Ji ha, aapne di to maine le li thi.

Doctor- Bewakuf, Dawai pee li thi?

Santa- Nhi, Dawai to laal thi.

Doctor- Abe Gadhe Dawai ko Pee liya tha?

Santa- Ji, Piliya to muje tha.

!....................Doctor Behosh...................!

4. SANTA WITH DOG

Ek kutta Santa ki car 

k nichhe baitha tha.

Santa Gusse me- Tu meri car k 

niche kya kar raha hai?

Bada Aaya Engineer Banane.

5. SANTA & PROFESSOR

Professr- Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Santa- BA

Professr- For Sodium?

Santa- NA

Professr- What will we get if 

1 atom of BA and 2 atoms

of NA combined?

Santa- BANANA

 6. SANTA & BOSS

Santa Send SMS to his Boss- 

Me Sick, No Work.

Boss's Reply- When I'm sick 

I kiss my wife try it.

2 hours later Santa SMS

back to his Boss- Me OK, Now

your Wife is Very Sweet.

 7. SANTA-BANTA

Santa to Banta- Tu apni wife ko

Pregnency me Comedy Movies

kyu dikhata hai?

Banta- Main chahta hu ki

mera bachha hasta huwa aaye,

kyuki baaki sab rote huye aate hai.

8. SANTA MSG ASKING

Santa- Main tere mobile se apni

GF ko SMS bhej du?

Banta- Kyu....? Tere mobile me

kya huwa?

Santa- Yar Handwriting Pehchan

legi, badi chalak hai.

9. SANTA KISSING BLANK PAPER

Santa Blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.

Banta- bhai....tu ye blank paper ko

kiss kyu kar raha hai....?

Santa- Yar Aaj kal hum log baat nhi karte.

10. SANTA IN A DEBATE 

American- Mobile Humari Khoj hai.

China- SIM humari Discovery hai.

Japan- SMS is our.

Santa from India (Proudly)- Miss call is

our Discovery.

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21. POLICE-AADMI

Police- Park me Romance karte ho,

Bacho par kya asar padega?

Aadmi- Sir, Hum dono 

Shadi-Shuda hai.

Police- To ghar me karo.

Aadmi- Tab sir iske pati par kya asar padega?

22. AADMI-PATHAN

Aadmi- Tum Bahaduri Wala 

Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan- Main Saanp k 

saath khel sakta hu.

Aadmi- kaise....?

Pathan- Mere mobile 

me Saanp wala game hai.

23. IN 2025

Bhikhari- Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.

Boy- Ye le meri MBA ki degree le le.

Bhikhari- Chal Hat, Tu Meri CA ki le le.

24. FAQEER-BAJI

Faqeer- Baji ALLAH k naam

par 1 rupiya de do.

Baji- Haramkhor, sharam nhi aati,

road par bheekh mangta hai.

Faqeer- To kya, tere 1 rupey k liye,

Office kholu.

25. STUDENT-TEACHER

Studnt- Sir, Sab log Hindi-English

me hi kyu bolte hai, Maths me kyu nhi 

bolte.  Why?

Techr- Jyada 3 5 mat kar aur

yaha se 9 2 11 ho le, warna 

4 5 dhar dunga to 6 k 36 

dikhme lagenge.

26. BETA-PAPA

Beta- Yeh Hatiyaar kya Hota hai?

Papa- Jisse Hum Ladte hai.

Beta- Matlab, Mummy Hatiyar hai.

27. PARROT-DOCTOR

Parrot took his pregnant wife to hospital 4 delivery.

After 1 Hour Doctor comes out.

Parrrot- Kya huwa....?

Doctr- Hoga Kya,,, Popat Hoga.

28. MOLVI-ZARDARI

A Molvi went to zardari's home

and said- Quam ko tang mat karo

warna Allah ka azaab aayega.

zaradi- tang to musharraf kar raha tha, 

main to azaab hu.

 29. PUNJABI-PATHAN

1 Punjabi Bujji huyi Cigerrete pi raha tha.

Pathan ne pucha ye kaise pi rahe ho.

Dhuwa to nikal nhi raha.

Punjabi- Pagal Cigerrete CNG pe hai.

30. MAA-BETA

Maa- Aaj School se itni jaldi

kyu aagaye?

Beta- Maine... Machar mara to 

teachr ne chutti de di.

Maa- Aisa kyu?

Beta- Machar teachr k gaal par betha tha.

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11. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife- Puri Duniya me agar

chirag lekar bhi dhundo 

ge to mere jaisi biwi nhi milegi.

Husband- Tumhe kisi ne bola

ki dusari baar bhi 

tumhare jesi hi dhundunga.

12. INTERVIWER-SANTA

Intrvwr- Tumhari sabse 

badi shakti kya hai?

Santa- My Wife.

Intrvwr- aur kamjori?

Santa- Dusro ki biwi

13. SANTA-LADKI

Santa Bike ladki ko dekh

kar bike se gir gaya.

Ladki- Ohhh... my God! Lagi to nahi

Santa- Na... Na... yeh to 

yaaara da utran da style hai.

14. HOW R U RICH?

Boy- Mere PAPA k aage amir se 

amir log katori le ke khade rehte hai.

Girl- Acha....aise kitne amir ho tum?

Boy- Actually, PAPA Gol-Gappe ki Redi Lagate hai.

15. BOY-GIRL

Boy- Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi,

Tuje Teri Khushbu se pehchan Lunga......

Girl- Muje pehle hi pta tha, tum kuttaye ho.

16. Lalu-Obama

Lalu 1 month tak Obama 

k pass english ki traning 

lekar wapas aaye.

Ek din unhe ek call aaya.

Lalu- Who is speaking?

Reply- Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha hu.

17. SANTA-KADI CHAWAL

Santa Kadi Chawal Kha 

Raha tha, ek Makhi us par

baithne ki koshish karne lagi,

Ye dekh kar santa bola- hat.... hat

ye woh nahi hai jo tu samaj rahi hai.

18. SON-DAD

Dad- Result ka kya huwa.

Son- ek Good news aur ek Bad News.

Dad- Good News kya hai?

Son- Main Pass ho gaya.

Dad- Great..... aur bad news?

Son- Good News galat hai.

19. GIRLFRND- BOYFRND

GF to BF: Ab hume Shadi kar leni chahiye

BF- Great...... but humse shaadi karega kaun?

20. Banta Diary likhne laga

Banta Diary likh raha tha

"Aaj God meri sister ko ek 

baby dega, but ye nhi pata

ki ladki dega ya ladka.

isiliye muje ye nhi pta ki main

MAMA banunga ya MAMI.

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SMS Joke 1

Collection of Funny SMS Jokes

1. LADY ON PHONE

Lady:  Hello Sir, I Want to Talk & Meet to You be'coz

You are Father of 1 of my Kid.

Man: Nooo.....

Are you Rima?

Lady: No..........!!!!

Man: Kavita?

Lady: No...

Man: Seema......?????

Lady: NoOOO..

MAn: Who are You?

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Lady: I'm Teacher of Your Son.

2. DOCTOR JOKE

Doctor: Sorry, ur reports got mixed up.

We don't knw ur wife has AIDS or Asthma?

Husband: What should I do?

Doctor: Send her 4 Jogging, if she return back,

don't sleep with her....!!!!

3. 1RB

Boy: Next Monday, I will hv a

memory card of 1 RB

Girl: What...??

Boy: didn't get?

1 RB means 1 Rajni Byte

Unlimited Storage :-)

4. BODYGUARD MOVIE

Jab tum pe koi musubat aaye to 

kisi ka ahesaan mat lena qki 

musibat 4 din ki hoti hai

aur ahesaan puri zindagi ka 

isiliye 

 "Mujh Par ek Ahesaan karna ki 

Mujh par koi ahesaan mat karna"

5. MOBILES FOR GoOSIPs

Mobiles Phones are the IInd

best thing used for GoOSips

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Women are Ist in Rank till yet.

6. AUDI Q7

A girl fell in Love with a boy at 

2nd sight, be'coz at 

1st sight, she don't knw that

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Boy has a Audi Q7

7. NEW DISCOVERY

New Medical Discovery:Vodka

& Ice-Cream ruin ur kidneys.

Rum & Ice will ruin ur liver.

Whiskey & Ice Will ruin ur heart.

Gin & Ice will ruin ur teeth...

Apparently Ice is lethal.....!

Warn all ur frndss: LAY OFF ICE - Just drink it straight.

8. HUSBAND-WIFE

Wife: To God, "Agar Ye

galat ho to Bhagwaan 

Inhe utha lo aur agar 

main galat 

hu to main vidhwa ho jau.

9. SANTA-MUMMY

Santa purani album dekhte

huwa bola: Mummy Yeh photo me 

Kaun hai?

Mummy: Ye, tere papa hai.

Santa: acha, to fir hum, 

us ganje k sath kyu rahte hai.

 10. SANTA-BANTA

Santa- Muje Us Ladki se Bachaoo

Banta- Kya huwa?

Santa- Jab se maine bola

"Dil Cheer k Dekh Tera hi Naam Hoga"

Tab se Saali Chaku lekar Peeche hi pad gayi.

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[PICTURE JOKE] Lapi's Wedding

A Unique Wedding of Lapi

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[PICTURE JOKE] Hide Password

How to Hide Your Password From Others....

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