Riya is a Hindu name which is a name of female baby and in Hindu origin Commonly and frequently use this name.
RIYA Hindu Name's Meaning in Hindi is BANDARIYA...
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Santa Banta Jokes 1
1. SOCIAL SANTA BANTA
Santa- Yar MBA ki full form kya hai?
Banta- Master in Business Administration
Santa- Nhi yar, dusri wali.
Banta- Nhi pata tu bta.
Santa- 'Main Bhi Anna'
2. SANTA WITH MOM
Santa ne ek baar ek couple ko kisskarte huye dekh liye.Wo apni mummy se bola
"Mummy Dekho wo dono ladka aur ladki Chewing Gumk liye lad rahe hai"
3. SANTA & DOCTOR
Doctor- Ab Tabiyat kaisi hai?Santa- Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor- Dawai kha li thi?Santa- Nhi, Dawai ki shishi to bhari huyi thi.
Doctor- I mean Dawai le li thi?Santa- Ji ha, aapne di to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewakuf, Dawai pee li thi?Santa- Nhi, Dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-...
SMS Joke 3
21. POLICE-AADMI
Police- Park me Romance karte ho,Bacho par kya asar padega?
Aadmi- Sir, Hum dono Shadi-Shuda hai.
Police- To ghar me karo.
Aadmi- Tab sir iske pati par kya asar padega?
22. AADMI-PATHAN
Aadmi- Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?
Pathan- Main Saanp k saath khel sakta hu.
Aadmi- kaise....?
Pathan- Mere mobile me Saanp wala game hai.
23. IN 2025
Bhikhari- Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
Boy- Ye le meri MBA ki degree le le.
Bhikhari- Chal Hat, Tu Meri CA ki le le.
24. FAQEER-BAJI
Faqeer- Baji ALLAH k naampar 1 rupiya de do.
Baji- Haramkhor, sharam nhi aati,road par bheekh mangta hai.
Faqeer- To...
Monday, October 24, 2011
SMS Joke 2
11. HUSBAND-WIFE
Wife- Puri Duniya me agar chirag lekar bhi dhundo ge to mere jaisi biwi nhi milegi.
Husband- Tumhe kisi ne bola ki dusari baar bhi tumhare jesi hi dhundunga.
12. INTERVIWER-SANTA
Intrvwr- Tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
Santa- My Wife.
Intrvwr- aur kamjori?
Santa- Dusro ki biwi
13. SANTA-LADKI
Santa Bike ladki ko dekhkar bike se gir gaya.
Ladki- Ohhh... my God! Lagi to nahi
Santa- Na... Na... yeh to yaaara da utran da style hai.
14. HOW R U RICH?
Boy- Mere PAPA k aage amir se amir log katori le ke khade rehte hai.
Girl- Acha....aise kitne amir ho tum?
Boy- Actually, PAPA Gol-Gappe ki Redi...
SMS Joke 1
Collection of Funny SMS Jokes
1. LADY ON PHONE
Lady: Hello Sir, I Want to Talk & Meet to You be'cozYou are Father of 1 of my Kid.
Man: Nooo.....
Are you Rima?
Lady: No..........!!!!
Man: Kavita?
Lady: No...
Man: Seema......?????
Lady: NoOOO..
MAn: Who are You?....Lady: I'm Teacher of Your Son.
2. DOCTOR JOKE
Doctor: Sorry, ur reports got mixed up.We don't knw ur wife has AIDS or Asthma?
Husband: What should I do?
Doctor: Send her 4 Jogging, if she return back,don't sleep with her....!!!!
3. 1RB
Boy: Next Monday, I will hv amemory card of 1 RB
Girl: What...??
Boy: didn't get?1 RB means 1 Rajni ByteUnlimited Storage :-)
4. BODYGUARD...
